A scratch! But ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.
I’d give anything to read Harry Potter from Malfoy’s perspective
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
my dad accidentally called me dad once
who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE
These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other
my name is luna enriquez