deadpoolian:

Fourth wall jokes are the best jokes.

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

catmota:

Bottle Brush Trees
Jian Chong Min

catmota:

Bottle Brush Trees

Jian Chong Min


  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well-written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”.


  • her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP

shrieking-affliction:

disgustinghuman:

orchiddust:

Robot meets other robot…

"I must say that your face sounds familiar…"

That was real cute

Look at this.  This is the start of pokemon robots as pets, I swear it.

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

daftpenetration:

adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

drbuttocks:

thats-so-meme:

how

now

Brown

cow